Friday, March 11, 2005

The Newmanium

From Seinfeld Scripts #154:

Jerry and George are in the back of a cab. George has been trying to get fired by the Yankees; he's lamenting to Jerry:

JERRY: How could they not fire you?
GEORGE: Never thought I'd fail at failing.
JERRY: Aw, come on there now.
GEORGE: (depressed) Feel like I can't do anything wrong.
JERRY: Nonsense. You do everything wrong.
GEORGE: (hopeful) Everything?
JERRY: Everything.
GEORGE: You really think so?
JERRY: Absolutely. I have no confidence in you.
GEORGE: Alright. I guess I just have to pick myself up, dust myself off, andthrow myself right back down again!
JERRY: That's the spirit. You suck!
GEORGE: (pleased) I know.



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